Thursday, October 10, 2013

Funny - A Man Woos His Lady Using Only Bible Verses

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This is a fun read, and especially for the ladies who want a god-fearing man. If a guy walks up to you like the guy below and responds to all your conversation with bible verses, wouldn't you just fall in love with him? Some lines in the Bible sure are toast-worthy. Read, memorize and share :)

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope;I don’t want to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said,“It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: And how do I know you mean those words?
Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.”
Girl: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there!
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”
Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.”
Girl: But I’m not all that beautiful…you ‘re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What happens if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.”
Girl: How come you know the scriptures this much?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 ” This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success.”
Girl: wooow, I can see u really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him.
Girl: hmmmh! Ok please give me time to think about it.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 “Finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think
about these things.”
Girl: aw! I love you already
Boy: Revelation 22:21 “The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. Amen!”

Via - Letsgist


  1. I love him already too, hahaha

  2. Lolz!!
    And some answers were so on point!
    As much as I love his responses,I won't want all our conversation to be ' scripts' biko o.


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