Friday, October 5, 2012

How to Reject a Nigerian Man - Search #1

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Around the close of day or so, I check my blog's statistics to see that the site did OK. Recently, I've noticed that the blog has been ranking #1 for a few keywords not related to my blog name. Most of the time, it is for a topic we have discussed on here, like Nigerian romantic names for husbands, but once in a while a new one comes along. I have decided to bring you guys some of the more interesting ones.



So yesterday, I saw that someone had come onto my blog by searching for How to reject a Nigerian man on yahoo. I did the search myself and truely, as you can see from the picture above, I was #1. I don't think we have ever discussed that topic, and strangely enough, the search took the person to how to show Nigerian love. Maybe Yahoo is stylishly saying that the things written in that article are enough to send a romantic interest running for dear life, lol...

Anyway, let's give some answers to this very important question so the next searcher finds a good response to their query. How does one reject a Nigerian man? Wouldn't just saying "I no want again" do?







31 comments:

  1. HaHAH... I'm glad you've finally asked this timeless question. :)

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  2. LMAO....."i no want again" pretty much does it.

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  3. hahaha. i have gotten some wierd ones too on my blog such a swhere to get a plus size chief bride's maid; anything truth about alhaji rasaq; wierd indeed.

    Andhow to reject a Nigerian man;
    1. Blank, just disappear off his radar but this isn't fair though)
    2. Open ya mouth and say i don't want again, its not you, its me
    3. Give him an ultimatum to marry you today today

    LOL

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  4. Ways to reject men does not come high on my skills list but you got me curious about my search words stats. I've just had a look and way, way ahead of anything else comes "animated oven"! Why?!

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  5. Infact I would be interested to find out the answer.. Why can't a simple 'No' do? Or why must it be that you 'must be playing hard to get'!

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  6. There are no special ways,its over is its over.

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  7. How to reject a Nigerian man: TELL HIM YOU CAN'T COOK

    (ok ok I'm just joking o... make una no crucify me)

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    1. This one is the bomb! Hahahahaha...

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    2. No joke. It works!! Lol

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    3. lol,he'll prolly sae "darling i'll hire a chef 4 u" or "i'll enroll u@yetkem institute of catering. .lol

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  8. err..mm 'the it's not me it's you' line...lool yeah right! a simple NO! would do. Naija men like straight answers.

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  9. Play Boys II men's "water runs dry" for him?

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  10. This one works..."Oh, I'm sorry but I'm in a relationship/I have a boyfriend". That usually does it hehehe.

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    1. What??? Abeg I want to meet the Nigerian men you've been meeting. To naija men, I have a boyfriend means 'still in the market'. In fact, I think they are even more aggressive when they discover you've supposedly got a man

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    2. @Nollywood I love ur contributionn

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  11. lol...
    I don't know really
    But i guess, not encouraging him helps
    How do you check your key word stats?

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    1. Look in the blogger dashboard to the left. Click on stats, and under that select traffic sources. On the traffic page, scroll to the bottom. I also use third party tools including google analytics, and statcounter.

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  12. There is a new word out there that has been coined by a blogger. The word is 'Nigistence' which is coined from the two words Nigerian and persistence to explain Nigerian men who no means no to. For such men I am not interested mean try more there is probably a chance. May be thats why somone had to google with such a search word

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  13. How to reject a Nigerian man:
    Just say NO and dont stay friends
    Some Naija men think persistence is key

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    1. That persistence ISh eh...
      I just say no, ignore them, and when they do persist I answer in monosyllable
      That combo works wonders

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    2. Lmao! You're so right about their views on persistence!

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  14. tell him you have HIV
    tell him you have no vagina
    tell him your father/boyfriend/whoever put magun on you

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  15. LMAO - just tell him you are not interestedin sex and you are celibate.. and you are not into kissing touching and feeling before marriage lol lol he will most likely run.. if he doesnt.. maybe consider him.

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  16. LMAO - just tell him you are not interestedin sex and you are celibate.. and you are not into kissing touching and feeling before marriage lol lol he will most likely run.. if he doesnt.. maybe consider him.

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