Monday, December 21, 2009

Match-making Leggy

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Chinedu stalked out of the party looking really mad. he couldn't even bear to face Iphey's mum and sister, he was that angry but confused at the same time. There was just a way that man hugged her with so much familiarity that he didn’t like, granted he had no reason to be mad. He wasn’t anything to her, not her boyfriend, not her brother, not even her friend, no matter how much he wanted to be the first.

Chinedu got into his car and drove out of the parking lot into the dim lit streets, easily manipulating the steering of his brand new Porsche Carrera GT. What didn’t he have that Iphey could possibly want in a guy? He was handsome-going by what other girls said to him, he was rich, he had his own company, and he was living the good life. He had paid for his mistakes over and over again; he deserved to be happy now without the shadow of a terrible mistake of his youthful days crowding his life. An occupation that didn’t even last that long and one in which he was pushed into by necessity.

He had to admit that Iphey looked really good in those clothes, very casual, not even a bit of make up on that face and she still looked so good. After watching her sleep in her apartment on the day of her sister’s son’s crisis, his feeling that they had a connection had become stronger. She had tried to apologize before he left and he kept expecting her call or something. After over a week and he had not heard from her, he had accepted her mother’s invitation to come for the party. He had been hoping that Iphey secretly knew about the invitation and really wanted to him to come. If wishes were horses….

But why exactly am I mad? He thought to himself, she kissed me, she left him and she kissed me, he might be whatever to her but it was me she chose to kiss. So why exactly am I angry?

The truth was that he felt he was getting so fed up with her games, fed up with wondering- does she like me? Always asking himself, Is she just fronting? Is she like all those other girls?

He gently drove into his drive way and got out of the car, picked up his coat and phone from the backseat of the car and walked into his house. As he undressed slowly he thought back at the events of that night, the taste of her lips still lingered on his lips, he liked Iphey with all his heart but he felt like he was being manipulated, being tested, she kept opening up to him and withdrawing. Maybe she doesn’t even like men, he thought and as that crossed his mind he smiled, okay he was going crazy.

He stepped into his pajamas, picked up his phone and called her mum. After the fourth ring she picked up and yelled ‘hello’ into the phone, it was really loud in there.

"Good evening ma," he responded.

"Hey, my son, I heard you left, you didn’t even think to come say goodnight to us?"

"Ahn ahn mama, it’s not like that now. There was an emergency in the office I had to attend to, all these newbies in the office always messing up one file or the other." he answered. A little white lie couldn’t hurt, he thought.

"And they had to call the CEO to attend to such details on a Friday evening too? No problem my son, at least you thought to call. So is Iphey with you? I can’t find her anywhere around here and she isn’t picking up her phone." Iphey's mother sounded a little worried.

"No, ma," he replied. "When I was leaving she was still there. I’ll try and track her down for you and get back to you on her whereabouts, she’s probably somewhere around there and can’t hear her phone ring because of the loud music." Or maybe she has gone off with the other guy an inner voice taunted him.

"I hope so oh. I assumed that you both went off together, you know I saw you both." She laughed, 'well, call me when you speak to her oh. I'm just a little worried because the last time I saw her she looked upset."

"I think I upset her by coming without her knowledge, there was another guy..."

"Rubbish, of course that's not true. That guy works at her office that's all, he's still here."

"OK no problem, ma. I’ll call her right away. Bye bye ma," he replied, not in the least bit relieved and even a little worried.

"Bye bye my son" she answered back.

As iphey’s mother closed her phone, she smiled cunningly to Iphey’s sister, Ngozi who looked at her with a mixture of a frown and a smile.

Iphey is going to kill you if she finds out you are meddling in her personal business. Just because you were right about James and I getting together doesn’t mean you should consider yourself a matchmaker. Remember that we still don't know whether he only missing or he's deserted me," she said.

"I'm sure James will still come back, isn't Obi back home after what the doctors said? Trust me on this, I'm still the very good and wise mother who married you off single handedly. As for Iphey, she is being too much of a fool and I can’t just stand by and let her run this nice Chinedu off like all the others."

She smiled at Iphey who stood quietly with her colleagues looking sad and annoyed at the same time. Iphey's mum turned and winked at Ngozi; she could already hear the wedding bells ringing.


Our contributor is LEGGY. This is an excerpt from the last entry on her blog on the topic of marriage and would be matchmakers, LOL...

i hate it when people ask me if i dont want to get married.
marriage is something that will happen if it will happen
its not an institution that is an attractive venture for me.
well, unless someone pays me to marry them...that'd be super cool.
im 18, marriage is a thought that barely crosses my mind.
ill cross that bridge when im done living my life and feel like i need an extra hobby.


  1. This mama na wa sha but I'm loving this particular hook up. Good work Leggy!

  2. nice!
    I hope chinedu calls iphy back tho...
    I just hope my mum doesnt turn out to be like wont even be funny...

  3. Hope chinedu will act like a man cos sometimes ladies act annnoying and disgusting,anyway nice one leggy

  4. lol
    Nice post leggy :)
    i love this mamamiya
    hope he calls her...
    oh 2010 hurry
    i wanna read the next post

    Hi Myne Whitman :)

  5. oh lord. chinedu needs to simmer down!

    and meddlin' mama? wow...

    Don't apologize, Iphey! hehe

  6. Trust leggy to bring down the house..
    Loved it

  7. smh at Iphey's mom! I don't blame her jare...I kinda like Chinedu!

    Good job leggy!!!

  8. iphey's mother is just like every other mother

  9. Mama don try

    Nice one leggy.Cant wait for new year to read the next chapter.

    Myne must it be until new year?its like a week or so to new year

  10. Ok Mama is really meddling but then again someone has to if Chinedu wont stop being angry, poor Iphey getting caught in the middle of all the drama.

    Good one Leggy

  11. na wa to this mama oh. lol
    nice job leggy.

  12. AHHH New xter!! yay for James! I love this Leggy! Chinedu is starting to annoy me joor. LOL at the mum!.. hehe!

  13. great job leggy
    myne hook me up for next year it will be a worthy challenge

  14. thank God my mama aint nothing like mama lol

  15. Mothers...what would we do without them. lol.
    Nice one leggy.

  16. meddlesome mother + game playing girl = recipe for biiiig kasala!

    Nice one.

  17. Thanks for all your comments.

    @Tatababe, you're the first commenter. If this is your first time, send me an email to mulan.mine atgmail dotcom to get your free eBook. Congrats..

  18. lol these people are really long lol...lets have some mind blowing sex haha. i didnt just say that did i lol...i joke, i joke. Leggy well done! everyone has an agenda in this story and you just demonstrated it

  19. Myne I am a lil confused. Did u steer ur blog in a different direction?? lol

  20. @Dith, what direction? Didn't you know of the interactive? It's been running for two months now.

  21. Oh wow, nice one Leggy. I have missed reading about Chinedu and Iphey, my new favorite couple.

  22. I kinda figured but I wasn't exactly sure. I am so outta d loop to be quite frank. Blame it on school

  23. hi, I believe its my first time here. where do i start seeing that i ve missed so much.

    anyway, compliments of the season

  24. I really enjoyed this. Lovely work leggy

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  26. tut tut Mama on show..leave it to her to "connect" Chinedu. Well done Leggy!

  27. I kinda saw this coming.......but still,Leggy you did great girl.

  28. wow i cant believe i missed this! i didnt even know when it was posted...sha sha you did a fab job girl!

  29. i'm sure i posted a comment here on monday night..sha sha..i'l just reiterate.. Leggy, i knew u'd do great and i wasn't disappointed.. thanks again, Myne, for giving providing o one-stop point of beautiful's wonderful

  30. nah wah for this mama oh.. good one. I enjoyed reading this

  31. good one leggy..
    @Myne Whitman.... can't wait, simply can't... but why the hoarding of the book na?

  32. CB, Histreasure, Remi and 2cute, thanks for reading.

  33. very nice leggy... Hopefully the mother's "gbeborun" leads to something positive....

  34. LOL... The gbeborun mother is such a staple in our good old Naija culture...The stuff many good stories and nollywood films are made of... Loving the build-up... Chinedu, co-operate now!


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