Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Woman Tries To Smuggle Groceries Worth $100 In Her Vagina From Walmart Store?



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I couldn't believe my eyes when I read the news that Holly Fray was arrested after she attempted to smuggle up to $100 worth of groceries out of a WalMart store by hiding them in her vagina! I just had to confirm if it was real news, because let's face it, how deep/wide/big can one vagina be? It turns out to be a hoax and all competely fake and made up.

Snopes calls this report a work of fiction. The damning part of the story is that the picture of "Holly Fray" [above] included with the article is actually a photograph of California death row inmate Janeen Marie Snyder. Snopes also found out the article was first published by Empire News, and was then republished by viral web sites including Huzlers and Daily Viral Stuff. Empire News is a fake news website whose disclaimer states that all articles are "intended for entertainment purposes only." Read the funny story below...

A woman is facing charges and fines after being arrested Thursday evening at a Walmart store in Pittston, Pennsylvania. Police arrested and charged Holly Fray with grand theft after store employees said that they had seen her walking through the store, sticking food up her dress.

Officer Charles Langan of the Pittston PD said that Fray was given a full body search after she was handcuffed, and several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.

"I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up," said Officer Langan.

A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated."

Officer Felicia Anne, a 10 year vet of the police force arrived to carry out the more in depth search;

“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina.

A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”

The store didn't press charges against the thief because they said the situation was too funny.





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