Thursday, November 6, 2014

Funniest Amazon Review - Man Gets Thermostat Revenge On Ex-Wife After Bitter Divorce



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A man who calls himself 'The General' on Amazon has left what has got to be the funniest review ever on the online marketplace.

In discussing the merits and demerits of a Wi-Fi Thermostat, the man narrates how he got his revenge on his ex wife using the remote controlled device he had earlier installed in the home they once shared. Check out his revenge MO below...

She Took The House, The Dog And The 401k. But I Still Control The Thermostat

My former wife loves to take expensive vacations. We live in Ohio, which doesn’t exactly have extravagant places to see unless you like to watch grass growing or interstate construction. While we make OK money, I’m convinced she felt the need to single handedly improve the US economy by taking elaborate vacations: Broadway shows in New York City, gambling in Las Vegas, Spa’s in Arizona, sightseeing in San Francisco. The airlines know me so well they ask about my dog when I call to make reservations. His name is Fred.

In my attempt to try and save whatever I could so the princess could have her nice things I bought this Honeywell Wi-Fi enabled device so I could adjust the HVAC while we were away piling up massive amounts of debt on Mickey Mouse watches. I thought we could save a few bucks by keeping the temp cool in the winter and warm in the summer.

One paragraph here is the actual review of the thermostat, before we go back to the more interesting story of love gone cold and hot.

Little did I know that my ex had found someone that had a bit more money than I did and decided to make other travel plans. Those plans included her no longer being my wife and finding a new travel partner (Carl, a banker). She took the house, the dog and a good chunk of my 401k, but didn’t mess with the wireless access point or the Wi-Fi enabled Honeywell thermostat.

Since this past Ohio winter has been so cold I’ve been messing with the temp while the new love birds are sleeping. Doesn’t everyone want to wake up at 7 AM to a 40 degree house? When they are away on their weekend getaways, I crank the heat up to 80 degrees and back down to 40 before they arrive home. I can only imagine what their electricity bills might be. It makes me smile. I know this won’t last forever, but I can’t help but smile every time I log in and see that it still works. I also can’t wait for warmer weather when I can crank the heat up to 80 degrees while the love birds are sleeping. After all, who doesn’t want to wake up to an 80 degree home in the middle of June?

Do you think this is real? If it is, then it's very obvious that this guy has not moved on.

Instead of spending so much time fiddling with his ex-wife and her new man's thermostat, maybe he needs to go out there and find a new person to keep him warm in his lonely and bored bed. LOL...







1 comment:

  1. I still don't understand why men are bittered when a woman moves on with her life especially after divorce.

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